Pamphlets from Beyond
Found at work, while cleaning a pay phone (I will be blasted off this planet for sure):
Science Confirms the Bible!
(Bear in mind that the Bible was written 2,000-3,000 years ago)
The Bible: The Earth is a Sphere
Science: The Earth is a Sphere
The Bible: Incalculable number of stars
Science: Incalculable number of stars
The Bible: Free float of Earth in Space
Science: Free float of Earth in Space
The Bible: Creation made of invisible elements
Science: Creation made of invisible elements (atoms)
The Bible: Each star is different
Science: Each star is different
The Bible: Light moves
Science: Light moves
The Bible: Air has weight
Science: Air has weight
The Bible: Winds blow in cyclones
Science: Winds blow in cyclones
The Bible: Blood is the source of life and health
Science: Blood is the source of life and health
The Bible: Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains
Science: Ocean floor contains deep valleys and mountains
The Bible: Ocean contains springs
Science: Ocean contains springs
The Bible: When dealing with disease, hands should be washed under running water
Science: When dealing with disease, hands should be washed under running water
Funny how they don't mention anything about the age of the earth, the development of life forms, the earth rotating around the sun...
And another thing, they included a third comparison, to Science "Then" (pre-Renaissance, mainly), which looks to me like saving face. "OH, YOU SEE, THE BIBLE SPREAD SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE INFORMATION ALL ALONG, SO IT IS IN NO WAY AN INSPIRATION TO ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO BURNED WITCHES IN ITS NAME NOPE NOPE NOT AT ALL".
Labels: Facts of Life, Huh?