The weirder conversation pieces

Lazyness struck, so instead of writing anything meaningful, here's a couple of bizarre IM conversations I've had with friends. Some of it can be pretty racy, so remember that IT AIN'T SERIOUS, MANG! Seriously. Okay, on to it:

[17:58] ShoopufEatMoogle: Dude, you have an imposter
[17:59] IcymattRobot99: Find him, and kill him.
[17:59] IcymattRobot99: Then, find his family, and eat their hearts.
[17:59] ShoopufEatMoogle: It's Derek looking for attention
[17:59] IcymattRobot99: Is it?
[18:00] ShoopufEatMoogle: How dare he take your vanillia icee/Dr. Pepper idea?
[18:00] IcymattRobot99: I...can't seem to recall that idea.
[18:00] ShoopufEatMoogle: Mmhmm, I accidentially deleted my blacklist, and vaguely remember Derek using that name to bug me once
[18:01] ShoopufEatMoogle: Uhm, you combined some frozen treat with Dr. Pepper
[18:02] ShoopufEatMoogle: Vanilla Slurpee + Dr. Pepper!
[18:02] ShoopufEatMoogle: Slurpee, Icee, same thing
[18:06] IcymattRobot99: Ohhhhh....I found it.
[18:06] IcymattRobot99: I completely forgot about that.
[18:06] IcymattRobot99: I've recently been mixing Dr.Pepper with Barqs root beer slurpees.
[18:08] ShoopufEatMoogle: I've been mixing my cock with 12 year old pussy
[18:08] ShoopufEatMoogle: It's delectable
[18:08] IcymattRobot99: Sounds like a blast.
[18:11] ShoopufEatMoogle: It was worth having the back of my van sound proofed

[15:40] Chris: Matt is silly
[15:40] Chris: lol
[15:40] Matt...: Yes.
[15:40] Matt...: lawl.

[16:29] Chris: When did liberal become an insult?
[16:29] Matt...: Huh?
[16:29] Chris: Being labeled a liberal pretty much dooms your campaign.
[16:29] Chris: PATTY WETTERLING IS A LIBERAL
[16:29] Chris: HSSSSSSSSSSSS
[16:29] Chris: BOOOOOO
[16:30] Matt...: Because THEY DON'T LOVE THE JESUS AND THE MERICA!

[15:12] Chris: Yo mamma
[15:12] Matt...: mommo ya!
[15:12] Chris: Curses!
[15:12] Chris: Foiled again.
[15:12] Chris: Bored?
[15:12] Matt...: How it be?
[15:12] Chris: I know I am.
[15:12] Matt...: Sorry to hear that.
[15:13] Chris: I'm watching Inspector Gadget.
[15:13] Matt...: Swish,
[15:14] Chris: He's pretty stupid.

[19:53] Chris: You enjoy the company of shemales.
[19:54] Matt...: You are a liar and a cow rustler.

[21:43] Christie - Soc test tomorrow: you!
[21:43] Christie - Soc test tomorrow: let's go to Kenya and see lions
[21:43] Christie - Soc test tomorrow: otherwise!
[21:43] Matt...: What?