Daily Grind: 1/27/07

I'm going to be lazy today!

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Samuel jackson is tha leada of tha mole thugz who have a secret plant ta create a giant baskin robbins T-H-to-tha-izzat wizzy tizzle every orthodox jew n shizzark wanna be gangsta into wooden wombats unless michae stipe, invada zim, n tha reincarnated heezee of george jefferson find tha golden tizzle pouch which when combined witta picture of a whale in tha sky, tha first issue of cat fancy, a steel roll'n pizzin, n tha book of mormon creates a giant robot in tha shape of a double shiznit oreo cookie who wizzy proceed ta fly into space, find tha nearest 7-11 n buy three bags of nachos n some old brownies, which he wizzy shiznit into a cracka on tha moon, thus summon'n tha digruntled spirit of fumanchu, who wizzay go on a rampage when he paints jimmy rappa fence bitch ass nigga. jimmy W-to-tha-izzill call fumanchu a pusha n will be turned into a ivory-billed woodpecka by tha ancient god of apple motherfucka n is banished ta tha liv'n island of krakatoa so he could wrestle in a ring mizzy out recycled tin cans n gizzle milk against ric romero, in whizzich tha victor W-to-tha-izzill acquire a laserdisc copy of eraserheezee which wizzle put in tha last jukebox friznom tha year 1972 wizzill create a field of cheese T-H-to-tha-izzat wiznill cause samuel jackson ta become addicted ta mcgrittles, gang bangin' tha mole peoples plans once n fo` all.