Visuals: DC VS. - World's Finest
Later than I expected, but here's the newest batch of DC cards, ready for the lame jokes and references!
Say that name fifteen times fast!
WHY WOULD YOU EVER LIVE IN A PLACE CALLED 'SUICIDE SLUMS'????
I dunno, there's something awfully Fritz Lang about this depiction of Steel. There's something else familar about it, too...
I know I'd feel safe with a hero named Loser protecting my city!
Really. The Newsboy Legion.
The first Sean Connery VS card! (Wiki it)
"Awwwwww, not again!"
Just reminding everyone: The Question is awesome.
I really have to give it to Black Lightning: He does a good job despite being Persona Numero Uno whenever someone brings up bad attempts at African American superheroes (to be fair, they only care about the fact that he is named Black Lightning, and probably know nothing else of the character. To be honest, neither do I.)
BWAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Being both a Douglas Adams and Radiohead fan, this version works on TWO levels!
THE BEAR IS WEARING PANTS!
Each set in Vs seems to trump the last when it comes to LOL card names. Still, it's gonna be hard for the next set to outdo this one (unless they seriously make a card called "Clobberin' Pine").
Yes, do it! DO IT!
I love Bat Mite. And you should too.
No matter what context you look at this card, be from a player or just random passerby, it is silly. It is not just silly, it is the admiral of sillyness.
I found Colonel Kurtz!
How very glam.
I'm pretty sure they have procedures for that sorta of thing...
Must not make banana joke...must not make banana joke...
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GRATUITOUS NUDITY!
I'm scared.
If there's one concept that just. Makes. Sense, it is that Superman's ultimate enemy is an evil Sun.
I <3 Grant Morrison.
I think he takes the title of 'Lamest Character To Be Made in Vs'
Just lemme check for contenders...
...nope. He gets it.
This guy is way to rectangular for my tastes.
They usually say "Save the best for last". Screw them. THE BEST IS RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW.
Batman is way too sinister in this picture.
Let it sink in.
Well, enough of that for now. It won't be long before I do another one of these, so don't worry.
Labels: Huh?, Superhero Cards
1 Comments:
Pants-wearing bear should be the best card to play if everything life has taught me is true. If not, I need to rethink my view of the universe.
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