Happy Saint P's Day

I hope you all got good and drunk while I WORKED for money.

Isn't this a perfect time to tell you the first of the five worst comic strips in my local paper are? I'm avoiding the obvious targets here, as they obviously been beaten to death. Onward then, to comedic rage!

Hi & Lois
The kind of innocuous family 'observation' strip that hasn't changed for fifty some years, with nothing to say. At the very least when the comic focuses on the stupid family, it is usually just dumb. But most of the time, it seems, it focuses on the baby and it's psuedo-philosophical observations about...absolutely nothing, really. And yet it is treated like the awe-inspiring words of the DNA Digivolution of Confucius and Forrest Gump.