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Tom Cruise, who is not gay, is well known for his irrational hatred of gays and couches. He especially hates gay couches. In 1942, he attempted to pass the 42.42nd Amendment to ban gays and couches in the USA, but was rejected both by the Serious wing of the Decepticon Party for being "too silly", and the Silly wing of the Silly Party for "not being silly enough".