Damemall2hell

Rant time:

I really hate those kids who wear rollerblade shoes. I don't really know why, they just piss them off. I guess they're just like the scooter fad a few years back (*shudder*).

I first encountered them one night while working. I looked behind and saw a kid seemingly sliding across the floor. I had no idea how he was doing this, but in a few moments it sunk in: He had wheels hidden in his shoes! I thought that was reserved for secret agents and robots? Now I see kids 12 and under wearing them all over!

Back in my day, we walked to places, and if we wanted wheels for our feet, we had to get painful surgery! These kids these days I tells ya, always so...*falls asleep*